Is Pope Francis the False Prophet?

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The stark “Last Judgment” takes up much of the rear wall behind the Sistine Chapel’s high altar and shows a stern Christ judging the righteous and sinners alike. That is the place where on 3-13-13, Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio from Buenos Aires was elected Pope. Pope Francis I would later jokingly make a toast to his colleagues saying, “May God forgive you for what you have done.”

Nearly 900 years have elapsed since Saint Malachy predicted the arrival of the last Pope as stated in his Prophecy of the Popes, a list of verses describing each successive Pope from Pope Celestine II to the final 112th Pope, whom we now know is Pope Francis, whom Malachy described as ”Petrus Romanus” or “Peter the Roman.” Eerily, the prophecy describes the Catholic church’s last pontiff as overseeing a new era that will be met with great difficulty and destruction. “In extreme persecution the seat of the Holy Roman Church will be occupied by Peter the Roman…” “Who will pasture his sheep in many tribulations and when these things are finished, the city of seven hills will be destroyed, and the terrible or fearsome judge will judge his people.” If the predictions of Malachy are truly at their culmination, then the second beast, the one from the earth who is called the false prophet or Petrus Romanus will lead the world to worship the dragon as is illustrated in ( Rev. 16:13, 19:20, and 20:10)

Pope Francis is the first ever Jesuit Pope. The Jesuit order was specifically formed to combat the protestant reformation and assert papal supremacy over the entire world.  It is interesting to note that Cardinal Bergoglio’s coat of arms while Bishop of Buenos Aires bore the Jesuit “solar” deity symbol, yet left out the cross, which should have been included, as seen in the illustration at this link.

Pope Francis chose his name to honor Francis of Assisi “a Saint that transcends the Catholic Church,” and who although was never ordained as a priest, was canonized for his work with the poor. Shortly before his death, Francis of Assisi prophesied that “At the time of this tribulation a man, not canonically elected, will be raised to the Pontificate, who, by his cunning, will endeavor to draw many into error and death…Some preachers will keep silence about the truth, and others will trample it underfoot and deny it…for in those days Jesus Christ will send them not a true Pastor, but a destroyer.” Was there something not canonical about the election of Pope Francis? Pope Benedict simply retired, the fifteen day rule between vacancy of the office and the start of the conclave was circumvented to speed up the process, and now we have two living Popes, which alone makes for an unusual, not canonically sound scenario!

As many are aware, the number thirteen has always been a number of ill-omen, causing many buildings to exclude a 13th floor. Strangely, the numbers surrounding Pope Francis’ election keep coming up thirteen. White smoke at 7:06 PM which in numerology 7 + 6 = 13 and he is 76 years old 7 + 6 = 13 and then he was elected on the calendar date 3/13/13  which sports two 13s of its own but in numerology 3/13/2013 also yields 3+1+3+2+0+1+3=13 and he was announced at precisely 8:13 PM Vatican time or in military and European time 20:13 making for 3/13/2013 at 20:13.

Even more interesting is to go back in the Bible to the first occurrence of the number thirteen as seen in Genesis 14:4, which says, “ For twelve years they had been the subject of Kedorlaomer, but in the thirteenth year they rebelled. Hence, every occurrence of the number thirteen and every multiple of it stands for rebellion, apostasy, defection, corruption, disintegration, revolution, or some kindred idea. Is it a coincidence that Revelation 13:11 says; “And I beheld another beast coming out of the earth; and he had two horns like a lamb, but he spoke like a dragon.” According to some, this symbolizes religious power in the service of secular authorities. According to others, he is the false prophet who attempts to appear gentle and harmless but is a ravenous wolf who comes in sheep’s clothing.

There have been many prophecies that all seem to come to the same conclusion; material and spiritual catastrophe. All these visions include a great apostasy in the Church and then a cataclysmic event that chastises the entire world. The following report at this link details many of these other prophecies.

But, let’s set aside prophetic messages and numerology for a moment and examine the actions of Pope Francis, for actions speak louder than words.

Six months into his papacy, Pope Francis sent shock waves through the Roman Catholic church with the publication of his remarks that the church had grown “obsessed” with abortion, gay marriage and contraception and criticized the church for putting dogma before love and for prioritizing moral doctrines over serving the poor and marginalized. He articulated his vision of an inclusive church, “a home for all.” Pope Francis continues to be very clear about how he feels about ideological purity in religion and as been especially critical of right-wing Christian fundamentalism, calling it an illness.

The Jesuit order promotes “faith that promotes justice,” social justice. Although that term cannot be found in the Bible, their idea is that all people should have the same political, social, economic, and civil rights. Used as an economic doctrine, “egalitarianism” is the driving force behind communism and socialism, resulting in the redistribution of wealth. In April, the Pope tweeted, “inequality is the root of social evil.” Is inequality the root of social evil? The Bible makes it quite clear that sin is the root of all evil in the world as seen in ( Romans 5:12, and James 1:15) Pope Francis further emphasized his stance on “inequality” by calling for the United Nations to promote “a worldwide ethical mobilization” through the “legitimate redistribution of economic benefits by the state, as well as indispensable cooperation between the private sector and civil society.”

Jesus prescribed justice from a ‘love thy neighbor’ charitable standpoint. Charity was never meant to be a political directive but instead a voluntary heartfelt act of good will, a Christian moral duty. The Bible tells us that if man does not work, he ought not to eat. Everyone has a responsibility to work with their own hands and to produce something good in order to have something to give to those in need. If charity becomes an “enforced” event, it is no longer “an act of free will.” God said it best;  “Each one must give as he has decided in his heart, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver.” (2 Corinthians 9:7) Most Americans, when giving to the government.. do not give with a cheerful heart!

Last week the pope received a letter from a group of priests girlfriends who pleaded with the Pope to strike down rules prohibiting priests from marriage and sex. His answer,” Priestly celibacy “is not a dogma of faith; it is a rule of life that I appreciate a great deal, and I believe it is a gift from the Church. The door is always open, given that it is not a dogma of faith.”

In an open letter to atheist Eugenio Scalfari in September 2013, the pontiff wrote; “I would not speak about ‘absolute’ truths even for believers….truth is a relationship. As  such, each one of us receives the truth and expresses it from within, that is to say, according to one’s own circumstances, culture, and situation in life.” “So we grow in the understanding of truth…there are ecclesiastical rules and precepts that were once effective, but now they have lost value or meaning. The view of the Church’s teaching as a monolith to defend without nuance or different understandings is wrong.”

Truth is important to Jesus Christ. The truth is depicted in Michelangelo’s Last Judgement that illustrates the second coming of Christ and the apocalypse. The souls of humanity rise and descend to their fates as judged by Christ and his saintly entourage. We can only pray as Christians that faith and the Bible’s truth will be our guide, and that Christ will gather us up on his right side, separate from those gathered on his left who are damned and have been sentenced to hell.

Psalm 1:

Blessed is the one who does not walk in step with the wicked

or stand in the way that sinners take or sit in the company of mockers,

but whose delight is in the law of the Lord and who meditates on his law day and night.

That person is like a tree planted by streams of water, which yields its fruit in season

and whose leaf does not wither—whatever they do prospers.

Not so the wicked! They are like chaff that the wind blows away.

Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

For the Lord watches over the way of the righteous, but the way of the wicked leads to destruction.

 

Was the Sam I Am Ram Kiss, Noteworthy or Nauseating?

 

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The photo of the St. Louis Rams NFL draft pick Michael Sam kissing his boyfriend was splashed all over the headlines throughout the world and will now forever be an iconic image of the immorality that has overtaken the United States of America.

As Rams coach Jeff Fisher felt the love from virtually everyone in his midst, exchanging fist bumps and accepting congratulations, one of his younger employees voiced his full support, “Such a pimp move. It was, Guess what I’m gonna do? Whatever the (expletive) I want. In the world today, it’s truly impressive. That’s what makes him the best guy to work for, and why so many of us would kill for the guy. It’s very simple: Trust The ‘Stache. It’s big and powerful for a reason.”

“Such a pimp move, I can do whatever the (expletive I want) so impressive”…sums up the current American cultural situation quite well. This “pimp hiring” by coach Jeff Fisher, who intends to change his locker room standards to make sure that Sam will “enter a supportive and accepting environment” is quite “impressive.” I am sure all Sam’s husky, taut, testosterone torrid teammates feel the same effeminate love as well. I guess Fisher had to “impress” the St. Louis fans with, “something”…after all, the franchises non-winning consecutive seasons now totals ten.

Many Americans were revolted by the sight of two men heavily engaged in french kissing on national TV, including Miami Dolphins safety, Don Jones, who was fined, suspended and now must undergo sensitivity training for tweeting “omg” and “horrible” after watching Sam’s wet kiss. Will sensitivity training help Don achieve higher standards? Don should be congratulated for his repugnance of a NFL football player openly exchanging saliva with another man on ESPN!

Barack Hussein Obama had to share in the Sam I Am Ram spittle spotlight as well and could not wait to congratulate Michael. “The President congratulates Michael Sam, the Rams and the NFL for taking an important step forward today in our Nation’s journey. From the playing field to the corporate boardroom, LGBT Americans prove everyday that you should be judged by what you do and not who you are,” a White House official emailed to ABC News.

Did Obama miss-speak? Shouldn’t he have said corporate “bedroom” rather than boardroom and what journey was Obama referring to, the same homosexual “journey” he took before marrying Michelle, a marriage that legitimized his run for political office? Throughout history, many U.S. Presidents have become known for their humanitarian contributions to society. Obama can now top Bubba Clinton’s “oral sex contribution” with his even more lascivious “same sex, oral sex contribution.” Bravo! Will this contribution to American society be the greatest legacy of Obama’s incompetent political career? Will his future presidential library come complete with a side show of transgendered misfits and drag queens who were educated in an erotic educational school system run by his fellow gay activist Arne Duncan?

Oberlin College in Ohio has also decided to join the bandwagon to hell and is considering a new set of rules in the athletics department which would include mandatory transgender sensitivity training for all of its staff and coaches. Their new guidelines would replace the pronouns he, him, his, she, her, hers…with “they, them and theirs. So, I guess in the future, Cheerleaders must re- choreograph their chants with “2,4,6,8, who do we appreciate, not the king not the queen, we support “them” the team!”

I am a politically incorrect, Domestic Terrorist, Christian mother, but am not a homophobe and have gay friends, but do I consider them to be role models for our children or feel their activism should shape America…no! As a result of their national prominence, sports figures are leaders, and like all leaders, have a responsibility to set a good example for our nations youth. Great leaders have the ability to bring out the best in people and those around them by leading with conviction, courage and righteousness, qualities that cause people to better themselves as human beings. Sports leaders have always had the unique opportunity to foster a positive psychological development in our nations youth and to act as mentors who are able to make a positive social impact on young impressionable minds. This role model mentoring has always added considerable wealth to the national treasury of life, a treasury of life that is now bordering on the same catastrophic deficit that is affecting our national debt, but money problems can be solved, corrupted souls cannot.

The wickedness in our topsy turvy America today seems to stem from the pursuit of something good, in the completely opposite and Biblical wrong way. Sexual perversion is sex gone bad, sex pursued in the opposite way it was intended to be. If we continue to be silent and allow ourselves to be censored, are “We the People” not complicit in  supporting the immoral gay activist agenda?  Will we as Christians continue to relish all the benefits of our faith, without a huge cost to our eternal life and America’s well being? God is good, merciful and forgiving, but he is not indulgent and his moral laws are not up for discussion, they are set in stone.

God created man with free will, to know right from wrong, to have a conscience. We as a people, in a country founded and blessed by God, must make a choice. Do we want to sit back and be led by the agnostic minority who have decided to dictate our moral law or will we play quarterback on God’s team and lead America to victory? Which of the pictured football players above do you want your children and grandchildren to pass to? The ball is in our hands, ready for a “Hail Mary Pass” to greatness once again, are we game?

The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity. Without it, no real success is possible, no matter whether it is on a section gang, a football field, in an army, or in an office.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happy Domestic Terrorist Mother’s Day!

 

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Conservative women who pray in front of Planned Parenthood facilities are now considered to be domestic terrorists. That title sure does have a much more glamorous ring to it than “domestic housewife” does, so I will be sure to embroider “DT” onto my aprons from now on!  Hopefully my real life role as a Domestic Terrorist housewife will adequately prepare me for a large part in the next James Bond spy flick…the pay would certainly be a whole lot better than my role as a domestic housewife!

Life as a Domestic Terrorist housewife in a country run by a Communist dictator with a Muslim name does have its pluses. The following are many reasons why every conservative mother should consider becoming a Domestic Terrorist:

Learning about guns and ammunition is very useful now in “Obama World” and can even lead to a new hobby; personalizing guns with Swarovski crystals. A sparkly gun makes a wonderful addition to any nightstand and offers so much more comfort than a fluffy white poodle at the end of a bed.

Travel for a Domestic Terrorist mother is full of intrigue.  Vacations are spent trying to find areas suitable for a refuge where police departments have not yet been given dozens of armored vehicles that shoot at Domestic Terrorist mothers just because their car may accidentally ramrod one of their flimsy police barricades. Domestic Terrorist mothers make good investigative photographers; they take photo’s of FEMA camps and ugly black plastic coffins that are visually unpleasing, but are a necessary part of the decision making when deciding on re-locating to a suitable future refuge for their family.  Once finding out there are very few places left to live in the USA where the government has not totally intruded on your rights as a citizen of the United States, Domestic Terrorist mothers become modern day explorers and seek new horizons offshore, hoping not to someday share the same monkey infested island with a bunch of American politician banana heads who have hidden their vast bank accounts on the same island.

Becoming a Domestic Terrorist mother is a great way to expose Common Core, a code name for reeducation camps, which have been designed to brainwash and completely destroy individual thought. Common Core makes sure that the core learning of science, history, math, reading and writing are done in a common or “communal communist way,” a taxpayer paid propaganda program meant to brainwash our children with  Afro-centric, Islam-centric, eco-centric, Marxist-centric, ideology. These are education camps run by homosexual Arne Duncan who salaciously promotes the lewd and lascivious behavior of the LGBT community. It is at these same education camps where drugs are freely prescribed, forever changing the lives of millions of students, many brilliant minds being destroyed and deprived of their creative genius. Domestic Terrorist mothers will provide very helpful information in the future when monitoring for false flag events at these indoctrination camps and will provide very useful information to all parents when investigating where their particular education camp is busing their children during “evacuation drills,” when children are bussed to undisclosed locations without the permission of parents.

Domestic Terrorist mothers are good food and water hoarders and are busily preparing for their storage in the event of a shortage for any reason. Domestic Terrorist mothers know that the government has been storing their own food in under ground tunnels for years now …and that there is a “Doomsday Seed Vault” in the Arctic.  On the God-forsaken island of Svalbard, Bill Gates along with the Rockefeller Foundation, Monsanto Corporation, Syngenta Foundation and the government of Norway, among others, have invested millions “so that crop diversity can be conserved for the future.” Here is an extremely alarming ARTICLE  on that subject that every Domestic Terrorist mother should read.

Domestic Terrorist mothers are good purveyors of conservative information. Patriotic bumper stickers, T-shirts, copies of the Constitution and flags help remind ignorant Americans that their heritage stems from American Framers like George Washington and Thomas Jefferson and not some Islamic Iman from a Michigan Mosque who whines every time God or the Constitution is mentioned. Domestic Terrorist mothers will never let Sharia Law become valid in the United States and the Hajib head scarf will never become an acceptable form of clothing because of its symbolic suppression of Islamic women and unacceptable selling of young Muslim girls to the sex slave market.

Domestic Terrorist mothers love the military and abhor a government who uses them for selfish political reasons. Domestic Terrorist mothers want answers on Benghazi, Seal Team Six and the improper care and treatment of America’s veteran’s. Domestic Terrorist mothers are sick and tired of the blatant lies and will not rest until justice is served and America’s political traitors are imprisoned.

Domestic Terrorist mothers profess a strong allegiance to Christ and an abhorrence to any religion that does not respect and honor the Ten Commandments and God. Domestic Terrorist mothers proudly wear their crosses, carry their bibles and openly praise God while being attacked by the DHS and IRS, just two of the many government agencies that are nothing more than fronts for the Barack Hussein Obama/Valerie Jarrett, Muslim Communist mobster regime.

On this Mother’s Day, see if you too are a Domestic Terrorist mother by looking at this LIST of 72 types of Americans who are considered to be potential terrorists.

If you feel you have the qualifications to become a Domestic Terrorist mother, then join the millions of other mothers who feel the same way you do….and wear that Domestic Terrorist badge on your sleeve proudly. Your children will love you for it.

May God Bless the Domestic Terrorist mother!

 

 

 

A Rocky Mountain High That Stinks to High Heaven

 

Colorado is one of the most beautiful states in America. It boasts breathtaking mountains, bubbling brooks, bountiful blue skies, and broad views. It is a magnificent landscape that bursts with such an unlimited palette of colors and intricate animated patterns, only God could have imagined and created it.

While backpacking along one of Colorado’s many winding mountain trails, the steep climb is sure to guarantee cool bursts of air; cold shots of nature’s liquor that manage to jolt dulled, polluted senses back to life with an intense intoxication that fulfills rather than fails. With every step forward, the neglected soul awakens, vulnerable, eager to seek the contentment, joy and inner gladness that only God’s natural kingdom can so wondrously provide. As the senses sharpen, the eyes of the hiker rhythmically blink with the sparks of sunlight that appear like flickering candlelight against the lush deep branches of the forest. The hiker’s revitalized eyes take notice of the squirrel jumping from one tree to the next, the brilliant blue Stellar jay that just darted overhead, and the clump of tiny yellow wild flowers peeking through the lime green moss.

When finally reaching the top of the mountain, a spectacular view opens up. It is like an expansive blue snow globe filled with eagles soaring high, huge puffy pink clouds and faraway horizons. To fully appreciate the breathtaking sight, a contemplative rest on a sun warmed boulder provides a ready and unobstructed front row seat. There the spent spirit can replenish and help mend the ravages of a life dictated to by a sterile electronic world. It is there where one can take in big gulps of fresh country air and allow the relaxed mind to imagine, dream, and ponder life’s decisions. It is also there where the hiker will watch the sun magically tuck behind the distant mountain for it’s night’s rest, a radiant disc of bright yellow light that will lead the orange, pink and purple stripes into inky darkness.

The stark black sky has now snuffed out the light of day and the air begins to feel damp and gloomy. Loneliness fills the hiker’s thoughts and his blinded eyes yearn for light. Like a well rehearsed play, the hiker bows his head to pray and is no longer alone, but is surrounded and soothed by God’s omnipresence. The hiker turns his gaze upward, just in time to witness a bright sparkling star auspiciously pop out of the blackened sky. Seconds later, millions of stars crowd the celestial ceiling, their demonstrative brilliance speaking volumes about the magnitude of life and its infinite possibilities. Overwhelmed with the heavenly display, the hiker whispers aloud a prayer of thanks, “Thank you father for always being there when I need you most.” “Please save me a place in heaven where the light of your love is eternally lit.” With that, the hiker pulled his sleeping bag out of his pack and peacefully slept under the immense starlit sky.

Meanwhile, on a mountain trail on the other side of the river, another hiker is making the long steep climb to the top. It will take quite a long time to get there, so a relaxing joint is lit. The fresh mountain air quickly becomes an afterthought as long deep inhales of marijuana fill and calm his mind, body and spirit. The inner turmoil that had been plaguing the hiker earlier this week is now conveniently buried deep within the psyche, ignored and artificially placated by weed. Mother nature, always on the ready to rescue and replenish the soul with it’s powerful restorative powers, is now just a pleasant backdrop. As the smelly joint burns down, the hiker’s thoughts focus on how much better that variety of weed was compared to last week’s purchase and how it has become such an important part of his daily routine now that it is legal and so readily available.The bright sunlight flickering through the tree branches makes the hiker’s glazed over eyes sting, so dark sunglasses are put on to shut out the light. The summit is finally reached. The energy sapped hiker collapses on the nearest boulder for a much needed nap. Upon awakening, it is pitch black and the cold air has chilled the once fuzzy warm body and spirit. The drug induced high has worn off, so the hiker attempts to organize his scrambled thoughts that are now filled with anxiety and loneliness. Another joint is lit and the sleeping bag is pulled out of the backpack. The hiker pulls the cocoon-like sleeping bag over his entire body and head and quickly zips out the dreary night…as the first of millions of twinkling stars appear overhead.

Colorado is now infamously better known for its marijuana superstores than for its majestic mountains. While the state coffers fill up with cash, the state’s coffin’s are filling up with the youthful dead. Young children are being exposed to marijuana edibles such as lollipops, candies, gum, snacks and drinks, all laced with pot. In fact, two FOURTH GRADERS  were just busted for selling edible marijuana at their school. It is a Rocky Mountain high all right….but one that can no longer be associated with fresh air and clean living.

There are many scientific REPORTS that warn about the recreational use of marijuana and its adverse side effects on the youthful brain. Scientists now know that the average strength of today’s marijuana is some 5 to 6 times more potent than it was in the 1960’s and 1970’s and some strains are upwards of 10-20 times stronger than in the past. There are more than 400,000 emergency visits every year now due to things like acute psychotic episodes and panic attacks. In addition, persistent use of the drug can blunt academic motivation and significantly reduce the IQ by up to eight points. Even casual use can result in observable differences in brain structure, specifically those parts that regulate emotional processing, motivation and reward. Even more important is the impairment to the human soul and the drugs ability to set up roadblocks to God.

God gives every human being a divine purpose in life and a unique cross to bear along the way that aids in spiritual growth. Life’s trials and tribulations are his way of setting up a journey with signposts along the way that help guide, warn, and re-direct. As we all know, there is a constant struggle between the human conscience and the holy spirit. When adding substance abuse to that struggle, reasoning becomes cloudy and tilts the conscience toward the selfishness of human greed and it’s appetite for instant gratification. Too many wrong decisions in life lead to destructive detours where the devil is the toll taker. As the devil cunningly collects his tolls, he is wickedly preparing his dead end highway to hell.

The Latin phrase “Nil Sine Numine” is the state motto of Colorado and is commonly translated as “Nothing Without Providence” even though the original designers of the state seal intended the translation to be “Nothing Without the Deity.” Perhaps Colorado should get off its Rocky Mountain high long enough to change its motto to “Everything Without the Deity” a motto that better fits the state’s new Rocky Mountain low.

“But if anyone causes one of these little ones (children) who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have large millstone hung around his neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea.” (Matthew 18:6)

 

Who Will Win the Race? The Tortoise, the Hare, the Chinese, or the Americans?

Who Will Win the Race? The Tortoise, the Hare, the Chinese, or the Americans?

Who Will Win the Race? The Tortoise, the Hare, the Chinese, or the Americans?

 

The “Tortoise and the Hare” is an Aesop fable about a hare who ridicules a slow-moving tortoise and challenges him to a race. The egotistical, pompous hare takes off and is so confident he will win, the hare decides to take a long nap. When the hare awakens he finds out, much to his dismay, that the slow moving, patient tortoise has won the race.

While the Nevada “endangered” desert tortoise has slowly been winning the Bureau of Land Management race in Nevada, a napping “Harey Greed” has been mysteriously becoming a multi-millionaire on his $193,400 Senate salary. Could it be that Harey is using his position of power to regulate the Nevada law to benefit himself, his family and his political crony capitalists; rules and regulations that enable the government to seal off public land that has been used agriculturally for decades?

Is Harey Greed writing his own book, a complex story full of subterfuge and crime that has nothing to do with tortoises? Of course, Americans know that Harey is not bright enough to mastermind such a story full of intrigue and mystery, and his long time co-author in government crime, Nancy Pelosi is no Nancy Drew and, in fact, is still desperately waiting for the Wizard of Oz to give her a brain, so just who is aiding and abetting Harey’s Hitleresque stance on Nevada land? Behind every sinister plot in America, you can always find a good attorney. Could it be Lionel Sawyer &Collins, the largest law firm in Nevada…the same one where his son RORY is a shareholder and focuses on government relations is behind Harey’s confident demeanor in all things legal? The politically connected heavy weights at the firm include the now deceased partner and Democrat, Grant Sawyer who served two terms as governor of Nevada and shareholder Democrat RICHARD H BRYAN  who served two terms as governor,  two terms as a U.S. Senator, and as Nevada’s Attorney General. Bryan is in charge of public land issues, obviously a large portion of their business. Other shareholders are WILLIAM MAUPIN who retired in 2009 as Chief Justice of the Nevada Supreme Court and let’s not forget JOHN DAWSON, an expert in transferring assets offshore, exactly what the federal government does not want the average American to do. To make doing business even easier for the firm, they also have an office in Washington D.C. as well, after all, the convenience of being able to walk next door to the White House to discuss the latest way they can screw the American people is, I am sure, very helpful.

Lionel Sawyer & Collins represents all the lucrative Nevada public land deals, including the “Western Solar Energy Plan” that had intended to expand solar energy on public land. With Harey’s help, China’s ENN Energy Group won incentives, including 9,000 acres of public land just 113 miles southeast of Las Vegas. With Harey’s help, ENN bought the land for $4.5 million, less than one-eighth of the land’s $38.6 million dollar assessed value. The Solar plant went bust, but the Chinese still own 9,000 acres of Nevada public land…a disturbing trend.

Harey, Pelosi and Obama’s “New Deal” is to allow the Chinese to convert the more than 8 percent of publicly held U.S. debt , or $1.2 TRILLION dollars, to the acquisition of land or “DEVELOPMENT ZONES” that are rich in oil and natural gas. Since 2010, China’s Offshore Oil Corporation has purchased a mulit-million dollar stake in 600,000 acres of South Texas oil and gas fields and 100% Chinese owned CNOOC and Sinopec Group have acquired $17 billion in oil and natural gas “equity” land interests. The following is a 2012 report in the Wall Street Journal that lists all the PUBLIC LAND now owned by the Chinese:

• Colorado: CNOOC gained a one-third stake in 800,000 acres in northeast Colorado and southwest Wyoming in a $1.27-billion pact with Chesapeake Energy Corporation.

• Louisiana: Sinopec has a one-third interest in 265,000 acres in the Tuscaloosa Marine Shale after a broader $2.5-billion deal with Devon Energy.

• Michigan: Sinopec gained a one-third interest in 350,000 acres in a larger $2.5-billion deal with Devon Energy.

• Ohio: Sinopec acquired a one-third interest in Devon Energy’s 235,000 Utica Shale acres in a larger $2.5-billion deal.

• Oklahoma: Sinopec has a one-third interest in 215,000 acres in a broader $2.5-billion deal with Devon Energy.

• Texas: CNOOC acquired a one-third interest in Chesapeake Energy’s 600,000 acres in the Eagle Ford Shale in a $2.16-billion deal.

Wyoming: CNOOC has a one-third stake in northeast Colorado and southeast Wyoming after a $1.27-billion pact with Chesapeake Energy. Sinopec gained a one-third interest in Devon Energy’s 320,000 acres as part of a larger $2.5-billion deal.

Will the “Trojan Tortoise” be the way Harey Greed can save Nevada land so that one day it can be handed over to the Chinese? Who is the domestic terrorist, Clive Bundy who is raising cattle to feed the American people, or Harey Greed who is helping Obama sell off the sovereignty of the United States?

Haughty Harey is upset that Clive Bundy is “thumbing his nose at authority.” What authority? Does he mean the same tyrannical authority that is allowing him to bilk millions from the American taxpayer and misappropriate American land? Does he mean Americans should respect and obey that corrupt authority?

Lionel Sawyer & Collins are also involved in the regulatory matters for the Malaysian Genting Group who is building a new ASIAN THEMED RESORT just south of Circus Circus in Las Vegas. Genting is controlled by Malaysian billionaire Lim Kok Thay who with the help of Greed’s cronies at the LSC law firm is “quite confident he will obtain his gaming license.”

Lim Kok Thay is promising to offer a replica of the Great Wall of China complete with playful panda bears! That is great news! The Chinese inspired park should become an extremely popular destination for all the Chinese people who are entitled to purchase “equity” in public American land for dimes on the dollar. How exciting for America to have our very own Great Wall of China…how uplifting, patriotic  and hospitable of the Chinese and now, Mao Michelle Obama will not have to leave home to enjoy the panda bears and communist “Wall,” a real win, win for taxpayers! Boy, this Obama Oligarchy is so clever, they have it all figured out, down to every last minuscule  Marxist detail, even an amusement park that will surely be flying the communist flag of China so that all the kiddies who go there can get used to seeing a red flag minus the stars and stripes!

Let’s see who ultimately wins the great American race….the tortoise, the Harey Hitleresque Hierarchy, the Chinese, or the American people. The favorable odds are, do not bet against the American people…they much prefer Bundy beef over Chinese tortoise soup.

 

Will America be “Saved by the Bell?” The Devil is in the Details

 

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The Easter Egg Roll is the longest held annual presidential tradition, dating back to 1878 when President Rutherford B. Hayes officially opened the White House grounds to local children for egg rolling on Easter Monday. The theme this year is “Hop into Healthy, Swing into Shape.” The White House posted the following on their WEB for those who desired to enter the lottery to attend the Easter event; “For our next White House Social, we are giving our followers of @LetsMove and @FLOTUS on Twitter, @MichelleObama on Instagram, a chance to attend.”

To fully appreciate the Egg Roll “social” being held on Monday, April 21st, you must watch this short CLIP. It was designed to resemble the 90’s sitcom “Saved by the Bell” and features a narcissist Obama talking to himself while looking into a mirror plastered with photos of… who else, but himself. Also in the video is a jump roping Michelle and dogs Bo and Sunny who are shown spitting out tasteless wooden eggs the White House is selling as souvenirs to thousands of ignorant hoarders who have no clue why they are buying such worthless pieces of junk. That revealing video clip exposes an egocentric Obama completely enamored with himself as he stares at his reflection in the mirror. It affirms a self- worship so intense, that it is no wonder there is no seat at the table for God at the White House…. and the reason America is quickly descending into demonic darkness.

The Easter Egg Roll is now just another Obama campaign event, closed to all except for the first couple’s most faithful followers. Promotion of the event has been staged like a Hollywood movie set, with Obama as the leading man, using children and dogs as props to help promote his “image.” Using the nation’s children is nothing new for Obama and his team of “inglorious bureaucrats” who use taxpayer money to plot and advance our children’s moral demise. Is Obama another King Herod?

In 40 BC. King Herod was a demonized despot who ruled the Holy Land. Upon finding out that a King of the Jews had been born, Herod felt threatened. He knew his corrupt administration could not withstand an outbreak of “Messianic fever” among the Jewish people and did not want to risk a revolt, so he ordered the “Massacre of the Innocents” and the murder of every Jewish infant in Bethlehem. In a similar fashion, king Barack Herod Obama has, from the highest office in the land, condoned abortion and the “Slaughter of Innocents.” King Obama has also, with the help of his U.S. Secretary of Education, homosexual Arne Duncan, instituted a “Mental Massacre” of our children’s minds and souls with the implementation of Common Core in our schools. Arne once SAID, “I find it fascinating that some of the opposition to the Common core State Standards has come from white suburban moms who—all of a sudden-their child isn’t as brilliant as they thought they were, and their school isn’t quite as good as they thought they were.” Arne is also the gay pride pimp who is pushing a LGBT ideology on our children. This astonishing video CLIP (that has had very few views) demonstrates the sick gay agenda that is being forced on our “innocents” and brainwashing them.

A new third grade LESSON PLAN based on the book, “Barack Obama: Son of Promise, Child of Hope” by Nikki Grimes, casts Barack Herod Obama in a “Messianic Light” clearly illustrating the sinister side of Common Core. In one passage, a young Obama sees beggars and wonders, “Will I ever be able to help people like these?” and “Hope hung deep inside of him.”  The book goes on to describe Obama’s days as a community organizer. “The work was grueling, with stretches of failure, and puny patches of success, door-to-door Barack went, early mornings, late nights, pleading and preaching, coaxing strangers to march together, to make life better for everyone.”  “He worked as hard as a farmer, planting the words “Yes we can” like seeds in spring. “Impatient, Barack kept wondering if those seeds would ever sprout. He worried that the hope in him would fade away.”

Barack is right about the fact that the hope in him would fade away, it has not only faded away, it has disintegrated. Obama’s arrogant, putrid pride can be felt in every wide toothed grin he smiles, every rhetorical speech he reads off the teleprompter, every treasonous executive order he signs. His is a vainglorious pride of self- idolatry, a pride that pledges allegiance to the devil and has manifested itself as the fetid figurehead of America’s immorality, including; abortion, pornography, adultery, same sex marriage, drugs, the occult, and materialistic lifestyles.

“Pride goes before destruction, And a haughty spirit before a fall.” (Proverbs 16:18) Barack Herod Obama’s godless haughty kingdom is doomed to fall, and he will be taking America with it if Americans do not get a serious case of “Messianic Fever.” Not only has Obama succeeded in purging the Lord from America’s traditional moral culture, his prideful blindness regarding the defense of Israel is naively “nuclear” and puts the United States of America in grave danger. Obama, who does not have a Christian background, is ignorantly ignoring the dire biblical consequences that have been prophesied to those who aid in the surrender of Jerusalem. In God’s pledge to Abraham, he asserts that Jerusalem is the center of the universe and promises “I will bless those who bless you, and I will curse him who curses you.” (Genesis 12:3) According to biblical prophecy, Jerusalem is the past, present and the future of the world and is where Jesus will rule. “His kingdom there shall never end.” (Luke 1:33)

Obama’s Easter Egg Roll theme “Saved by the Bell,” is a phrase believed to have come from the 17th century notion that describes people being saved from being buried alive by using a coffin with a bell attached. The idea was that if they were buried but they later revived, they could ring the bell and be saved from an unpleasant death.

A bell ringing king Barack Herod Obama lacks the ability to save the United States of America from an untimely grave. Only Jesus Christ, as echoed in the words of (Ezekiel 37:13), can promise to “open your graves and bring you up from them…..that you may live.”

If  America loses God, it is not God who is lost.

This Easter, God reminds us that the only one who can truly save us is Jesus Christ and promises …“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish, but have eternal life.” (John 3:17)

HOW GREAT THOU ART! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Melting Pot is Being Stirred Up By Anti-American Radicals

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In 1908, Israel Zangwill wrote a play entitled “The Melting Pot.” The hero of the play proclaims; “America is God’s Crucible, the great Melting Pot where all the races of Europe are melting and reforming…Germans and Frenchmen, Irishmen and Englishmen, Jews and Russians-into the Crucible with you all! God is making the American.” When the play opened in Washington D.C. on October 5, 1909, former president Theodore Roosevelt leaned over the edge of his box and shouted, “That’s a great play, Mr. Zangwill, that’s a great play.”

Between 1890 and 1920 some 18 million new American citizens of mixed nationalities and ethnicities shared a common bond; God, family and love of their newly adopted country, America. There was a yearning to adopt the English language, wave the American flag, abide by the Constitution of the United States, and pursue the American Dream. When World War II broke out in 1941, these were the same immigrants who did not hesitate to enlist in the armed forces and were willing to protect and die for their cherished country. Unfortunately, the emphasis for many immigrants today is to maintain their own ethnic identity and in many cases racial hostility. Now many immigrants do not want to appear “too American” and political correctness has taken on an anti-American meaning.

Commander-in-Chef Barack Obama has been in control of America’s melting pot since 2008 and during those five years has attempted to alter some of it’s most essential ingredients including; the freedom of speech, the freedom of information, the freedom of religion and the right to bear arms. Chef Barack’s heavy handed, transformational use of Hellish hot sauce and Marxist spices, combined with his zeal to overload the pot with undocumented America haters, will eventually lead to a food poisoning so fatal that America will never recover.

The main Sous-Chef under Obama, the (DHS) otherwise known as the Department of Homeland “Sewage” has been aiding and abetting in the putrification process of the melting pot and in an act of treasonous defiance has been systematically adding to the rot. The mismanagement of the DHS security computer database which tracks who is eligible to enter the US is both shocking and alarming. DHS began modernizing the database in 2008 with plans to complete its upgrades by September 2015. The current PROGRAM to prevent terrorism and provide border security has been in use since the 1980’s and relies on “obsolete technology” that cannot “match names from foreign alphabets.” After spending $19 million, the upgrades to the system had to be scraped because it was riddled with IT problems. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) has spent $226 million as of August 2013, but is currently revising its estimate to fix the broken system, and Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is “re-planning” its $818 million, “having determined in June 2013 that the system under development was not technically viable and could not support ICE’s needs.” 

But, why spend hundreds of millions updating an immigration database when DHS does intend to use it? In September 2012, DHS instituted a “lean and light” system of background checks, with only a few randomly selected applications being processed. Then on November 9, 2012, just three days after the re-election of Obama, the entire agency was told to “put all Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) or deferred deportation of illegals, on hold until further notice.” JUDICIAL WATCH received no other documents indicating how or when DHS resumed background checks-if at all. This in addition to former Secretary of Labor Hilda Solis actively urging unlawful immigrants to pursue employment, telling them that “federal laws are very clear and protect immigrants equally, whether or not they have papers.”

Adding to the already enormous White House immigrant legal pool, DHS recently hired a battalion of “specialized” immigration attorney’s who are working full time to oversee immigration litigation and enforce federal immigration laws. The new attorney’s have activist backgrounds with a variety of pro-amnesty groups such as the Mexican American Legal defense and Educational Fund, the Advancement Project, and open borders groups funded by the Tides Foundation (aka Soros) These lawyers were hired under unconventional means by former chief council for the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services(USCIS) Stephen Legomsky, now a professor of law at Washington University in St. Louis, and who is known for his hostility toward having any borders. At this LINK, take a look at some of the radical activists Legomsky hired to help ensure a borderless America. They all hail from pro-amnesty and pro-asylum backgrounds and also worked with various pro-amnesty groups including the Tides Foundation (aka Soros)

The “kitchen help” in charge of making sure Obama’s melting pot boils over is his Director of Domestic Policy Council, CECILIA MUNOZ who was a former top lobbyist at the National Council of La Raza (NCLR) an Hispanic separatist/supremacist organization that advocates for blanket amnesty, open borders and the establishment of a separate area or state in the southwest, populated solely by Latino’s, free of Caucasians. The motto for La Raza, Spanish for “The Race,” is “For the Race, everything, outside the Race…Nothing!” and I am sure that Ms. Munoz thinks about this daily as she gazes at her framed cover of the Village Voice featuring the Statue of Liberty with a black eye and holding a banner that reads “Immigrants, Get Out!

According to its web site, La Raza views lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender rights as an important part of its civil rights work and works to file AMICUS BRIEFS that provide judges with legal viewpoints supporting same sex marriage. It is a great illustration of how millions of dollars of immigration reform funds, paid by the taxpayer, are being used to promote a counter-culture that is the antithesis of America’s conservative moral base. Another disturbing fact about La Raza activist Ms. Munoz is that she is married to AMIT A. PANDYA, a human rights attorney, a counselor at the Soros “Open Society Institute” and Chief of Staff at the International Labor Affairs Bureau of the US Department of Labor, a marriage made in anti-American, nepotism Heaven!

Chris Crane, head of the National ICE Council, the union representing Immigration and Customs Enforcement, has stated that La Raza agents are embedded in ICE and setting their policies, many of which are now prohibiting the 20,000 employees from doing their jobs. In a stunning show of middle finger diplomacy, Obama once again invited illegal immigrants to his STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS and yet refuses to meet with ICE officers.” An angry and frustrated Crane said,  “ICE officers are forced every day to release violent offenders back into the streets; we are prohibited from enforcing immigration violations and document fraud and from cracking down on illegal employment; we are prohibited from enforcing public charge law to protect taxpayers; and we are forced to catch-and-release illegal aliens who are not ‘priorities’ even when officers’ believe there is a threat to public safety”

So with all these government agencies and thousands of lawyers in control, how is US immigration faring? A recent audit of DHS by the Government Accountability Office found that the agency has lost track of more than 1 million foreign visitors who came here on temporary visas and cannot confirm they have actually left the United States.

Another report from the Center for Immigration studies has determined that the Obama administration released 68,000 illegal aliens with criminal convictions in 2013. More alarming is that Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents (ICE) reported 722,000 encounters with illegal aliens in 2013, but only followed through with charges against 195,00 of them, or just 25%.  According to ICE personnel, the releases occurred because of current administration policies that shield most illegal aliens from enforcement.

In 2013, every ICE field office reported a decline in interior enforcement activity, with the largest decline in the Atlanta field office, which covers Georgia and the Carolinas. This in spite of the fact that more than 870,000 ALIENS on its docket who have been ordered removed, remain in defiance of the law. Under Obama’s current policies, an alien’s family relationships, political considerations, attention from advocacy groups and other factors can trump even serious criminal convictions and result in the termination of a deportation case. About three-fourths of the aliens ICE detained had criminal and/or immigration convictions so serious that the detention was required by statute.

Could the poor tractability of criminals have anything to do with the fact that in NORTH CAROLINA in the month of February 2014 alone, there were 154 counts of child sex crimes brought against illegal aliens? Does the fact that the age of sexual consent throughout the majority of Mexico is only 12 years of age?

Finally, there is the chilling problem of terror-linked Muslim immigrants. Obama ordered the State Department and DHS to ignore a post 9/11 law barring entry to those giving political or charitable aid to Hamas and other known terrorist groups. He suggests that too many innocent Muslims seeking a better life here, including Palestinian “refugees,”  have been “unfairly” excluded by Draconian post-9/11 immigration laws.

I wonder if Obama’s top terrorism adviser, the Director of the Central Intelligence Agency, JOHN BRENNAN, who developed relationships with the Saudi Government while working as station chief in Saudi Arabia in the 1990’s, and subsequently converted to Islam, truly cares.   

Senator John McCain recently vowed to fight for amnesty and that if a comprehensive immigration reform passes, he would name it the Edward M Kennedy immigration bill. Kennedy famous for not bothering to rescue his drowning female companion is now running Hell’s kitchen for the federal government. Kennedy, who cannot wait for his long time immigration- in- crime buddy McCain to join him warns, “but leave the hot sauce at home!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pelosi’s Cup Runneth Over With Water From the Swamp

 

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On March 27th, during the Lenten season, Democratic Minority Speaker of the House, Catholic Nancy Pelosi was awarded the Margaret Sanger Award, an award presented annually to recognize leadership, excellence and outstanding contributions to the reproductive health and rights movement. She joins Hillary Clinton in the Sanger Slaughter Hall of Fame. The good news is that the top Democratic dogs will soon have enough awards to fill the large exotic wood trophy cabinet being installed on one of the bare government walls where a plaque of the Ten Commandments used to hang. The plaque was extremely disruptive to the order of political and legislative business on Capitol Hill; to be reminded of conscience and morality on a daily basis was stifling.

Finally an award given on superlative merit rather than good looks!  In Margaret Sanger’s own words, it is a woman’s duty “To look the whole world in the face with a go-to-hell look in the eyes…to speak and act in defiance of convention.” Pelosi sure does fit that description!  Her vacant, ‘blinking false eyelash look’ when talking into the camera would “scare any bat out of hell,” as the old saying goes.

George Grants book “Killer Angel” tells the shocking story behind one of the biggest myths of today… the legacy of Margaret Sanger, founder of Planned Parenthood. Through detailed research, Grant describes Sanger’s true character and ideology, which included blatant racism, revolutionary socialism, sexual perversion and insatiable avarice. His biography covers Sanger’s disturbed and unhappy upbringing and eventual fixation with drugs, alcohol and the occult. Particularly noteworthy was Sanger’s involvement in the Eugenics movement and black genocide. Nazi Germany’s racial policies, extermination of Jews, and so-called “life not fit for life” were also influenced by the movement and the lead organization, the American Eugenics Society.

At her gala Sanger Slaughter acceptance speech, pious Pelosi accused pro-lifers of being dumb. “When you see how closed their minds are or oblivious or whatever it is–dumb–then you know what the fight is about,” declared Pelosi.

I think that perhaps Pelosi misspoke. What she meant to say was how closed their eyes, instead of minds, are because most Americans cannot stand to look at her feral face anymore. Pelosi did get the “dumb” right though… citizen’s are completely dumbfounded at her bold faced lies and pomposity. The reason “American Idol’s” ratings have recently dropped is because the American audience has a new “False Idol” game they are fascinated with! It is called the “Pelosi Laugh O’ Meter” All you do is call, 1-800-Holycrap and it puts you through to a line that measures the intensity of your Pelosi induced laughter. Take a look at this CLIP and watch as a baby, who is handed a transcript of Pelosi’s Sanger Slaughter Award speech, is reduced to fits of laughter. The “False Idol Pelosi Laugh O’ Meter” is becoming so popular that it may even become a game show on  television, with Harry Reid as the host! Harry’s ILLEGAL use of campaign funds to purchase more than $31,000 worth of jewelry from his granddaughter’s jewelry store means he will probably be auditioning for a job on the show in the near future.

Several months ago, Pelosi consulted her 5-year-old grandson when he asked “Are you ‘yes” war with Syria, “no war with Syria?” telling his grandmother he was opposed to an attack. She took issue with his use of “war” to describe what she considers “action” and told him she generally agreed, but favored a strike because “they’ve killed hundreds of children there.” I wonder if it has ever occurred to Pelosi, when gazing  into her adorable (I am sure) grandson’s eyes, that she is ever so grateful that her daughter chose life? While pathetic Pelosi acts concerned about the fate of several hundred children oversea’s who are dying, she cannot deny the fact she is a Catholic feminist government leader who just accepted an award that turns a blind eye to the over 56 million children murdered in the U.S. alone since 1973.

Joel Rosenberg, author of the Auschwitz Escape, predicts imminent divine punishment over abortion rights and is not the only one predicting America’s demise if we do not change our ways. He says that “if we get to sixty million (abortions) we will have killed ten times more Americans than the Nazis killed of the Jews.” He also said, “ Now we know the judgement that came on Nazi Germany, and we feel like it was correct, it was just.

But America need not worry. Before Secretary of State Hillary Clinton accepted her Sanger Slaughter award, she paid a visit to the Basilica of Our Lady of Guadalupe in Mexico City, laid a bouquet of white flowers by her image, and upon leaving told the Mexicans gathered outside that “You have a marvelous virgin!”  In America’s government, where words speak louder than actions, Clinton must have hoped that her five word, five second adoration of the Blessed Mother was enough to cancel out the evil that would fall upon her when accepting the Sanger Slaughter award the following Friday. Clinton was so sure that the Blessed Mother was on her side, she even  announced the United States would once again FUND family planning through the United Nations! “We are going to fund a contribution of $50 million this fiscal year. That’s a 130% increase over our last contribution, which was made in 2001. Congress has also approved the Administrations request for $545 million in bilateral assistance for family planning and reproductive health programs this year.”

This past December, Planned Parenthood released its new 2012-2013 annual report and revealed it received $1.5 Million in Taxpayer Funds  EVERY DAY during 2012-2013 in the form of grants, contracts, and Medicaid reimbursements, an increase of 5% to a total of $1,21 billion in its fiscal year ending June 30, 2013. ..of that, 45% or $540.6 million, was provided by taxpayer-funded government health services grants and a total of 327,166 abortions were performed in the year ended on September 30, 2012.

But, what does it matter? Obama’s Department of H.O.P.E. ( His Orafice’s Pour-out Evil) has America’s repentance fully covered. Obama has figured out that all he has to do is speak about the righteousness and inherent rights of people a few times a year and God will not bother to count the hairs on his head or notice all the abortions he has funded! This year, America is in especially good religious shape because Obama spoke about the inherent dignity of EVERY person at the National Prayer Breakfast in February. He stated, from the very bottom of his tele-prompted heart, that “Killing the innocent is never fulfilling God’s will,” insisting, “In fact, it is the ultimate betrayal of God’s will.” I am sure that God was impressed with Obama’s oratorial skills, maybe almost as impressed as when Judas betrayed him! To top off his prayer breakfast homily, Obama continued to say, “Freedom of religion is under threat…around the world.”

To make good with God over his sacrilege concerning global religious freedom, Obama scurried off to meet with Pope Francis. The two elected leaders exchanged gifts. The Vicar of Christ gave Obama his book, “Evangelii Gaudium,” or the Joy of the Gospel.” The president gave the Pope a box of fruit and vegetable seeds from Michelle’s organic garden of Eden. American’s are happy that Obama left their pet serpent at home. Catholics here in America were very impressed, Obama’s heart-felt GIFT was much better than the one he gave to the Queen of England; an IPod full of photo’s of her visit to America and his Inauguration, and an audio of his speech at the 2004 Democratic convention and 2009 Inauguration Address! 

In Nancy Pelosi’s own words, as seen in this  CLIP, “We will keep our promise to drain the swamp that is Washington D.C., to let sunshine disinfect the congress. Perhaps Nancy should begin by draining the swamp at the Washington D.C. nonprofit that offers its donors who make a donation of $10 or more a month, “a coat hanger as our way to thank you.” The  HANGER necklace is supposed to symbolize illegal abortions, but a suction hose embossed with the letter “G” for abortionist  DR. KERMIT GOSNELL, America’s worst ever serial killer, would make more sense. His  acts, symbolically committed in Philadelphia, known as “The Cradle of Liberty” are historic.

But what does it matter? Another National Prayer Breakfast is just a year away!

 

 

Michelle Obama’s Food Fight, a Cornucopia Full of Disgrace and Deceit

 

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Michelle Obama’s Food Fight, a Cornucopia Full of Disgrace and Deceit

Bill Yosses, the White House pastry chef, has resigned and is moving on this June. Yosses was hired in 2007 by Laura Bush to make cookie plates and sugar sculptures. After Michelle Obama requested that dishes be lower in fat and sugar and served in smaller portions, he began replacing butter with fruit puree, honey and agave. But, he stated he has never given up on traditional sweets. “I don’t want to demonize cream, butter, sugar and eggs,” Yosses said, noting that his departure from the White House is a “bittersweet decision.” Barack is so fond of Yosses’ pie crust that last Thanksgiving, the first family had nine pies to choose from; huckleberry, pecan, chocolate cream, sweet potato, peach, apple, banana cream, coconut cream and pumpkin. It is interesting to note that there is not a single plum pie in that entire sugary, butter-laden list! I guess chef Yosses did not want Little Barack Horner to be able to pull out a plum and make the false claim, “What a good boy am I.” What the main stream media failed to report at the time was that Little Barack Horner stole the abundant pies from the White House kitchen, which is why he shamefully sat in a corner to eat them! Citizens are astounded at how prophetic the nursery rhyme was regarding narcissism and thievery and will forever look at Little Barack Horner in a new light.

In the real world where the “little people” live, selfish Michelle does not want to share her pies and fries. Instead she would rather instigate a food fight against the American people to make sure they adhere to her hypocritical “Miss Piggy” food standards. She does “appear” to be an expert in all things food, however, so while munching on our fried chicken wings, we all watch her with rapt fascination, like one watches the elephants at the zoo eat and crap. Americans are just hoping that after her trip to China, Michelle will not be pushing chop sticks onto her perceived “puffy cheeked” public after learning first hand that it is not possible to shovel food down as quickly using just two little skinny sticks.

Going forward, in a sugar-less, butter-less, cream-less, egg-less, mutinous Michelle world, there will be no cotton candy at the amusement park, no Bailey’s Irish whipped cream on top of Irish coffee, no sugar crusted creme brulee. No Macaroni and cheese, no double chocolaty chip Frappuccino blended with cream, no Cinnabon’s Caramel Pecanabons, no corn dogs on a stick, no red velvet donuts frosted with slick pink confectioner’s sugar with sprinkles, no triple layered cheeseburgers with double processed cheese and a large side of fries. George Washington’s mother is rolling over in her “Lafayette Gingerbread Cake” grave. Most American’s believe that Michelle’s “Miss Piggy” diet is totally un-American, instead believing it borders on treason, and it is the wish of most Americans to sentence her to life on a fat farm in the not too distant future.

“Stressed” spelled backwards is “Dessert.” Those who think for themselves have learned to eat anything they want as long as it is in moderation and they go for a walk. The inherent problem is not food, but the reflex of the elbow to the mouth. Perhaps Michelle should convert the already federally funded “Planned Parenthood” facilities into home economic learning centers. Rather than teaching parents how to successfully kill babies, they could conduct classes on healthy cooking, planting a Victory garden, how to knit and sew, and general survival techniques, all suitable subjects to help survive in a country where the government is intent on killing off their citizens because their carbon footprint is too great.

While millions of children are going hungry every night and as poverty rises in America, Michelle’s “Let’s Move” campaign is funding the “Super Sprowtz”, a traveling troupe that promotes healthy eating (and poor spelling). Colby Carrot, Brain Broccoli and Erica Eggplant lead their human friends in stretches and dance, while conductor Mushroom Michelle waves her magic celery stick in the aroma-free sky. In this telling YOUTUBE, that must have cost the American taxpayer a fortune, White House chef Sam Klass and his fellow sprouts do a great job demanding that American’s eat their “Super Powers.” ….Don’t tempt us chef Sam, barbecued Barack ribs with a side of Soros sausage and Jarrett jello, symbolically eaten on the Fourth of July, sounds pretty darn appetizing to most Americans right now.

This year, the White House “Easter Egg Roll’ theme is “Hop into Healthy, Swing into Shape.” The official 2014 WHITE HOUSE EASTER EGG is crafted from FSC-certified U.S. hardwood and comes in four colors, stamped with both the signatures of Barack and Michelle. There is also a special edition of “Bo and Sunny” themed eggs when you buy the entire set! I encourage everyone to buy these wooden eggs for two reasons; one, the money raised will help Sunny and Bo purchase their own private jet equipped with an in-flight shiny new red fire hydrant and two, once Michelle decides to outlaw eggs, you can show your grandchildren what an egg looked like back in the olden days of chicken and eggs.

Michelle’s creative juices got especially runny with her “Get Fruved” campaign which cost the taxpayers a fat $5 million dollars. This ambitious project uses a non-diet approach to weight management and instead promotes healthy behavior and a positive body image. Collegiate 4-H students from different states are working together to develop an exciting and interactive social marketing plan. Prankster students will no longer be tugging at Fruit of the Loom underwear tags to create wedgies, instead, this  fruity program is much more fulfilling! Hormone charged students can now legitimately parade around like transvestite FRUits and VEgetables ( do you now get FRUVE?) The closet queen campaign centers around five teams; Spinach, Carrot, Banana, Grapes and Tomato, with all five teams led by mascots. Once the campaign has solidified into something “digestible” the traveling tutti fruitti’s will taint high school 4-H students as well. The high school Sex-ed Porn Department will be theatrically entertained while watching Miss Tomato playfully getting “twerked” by a carrot. It is certain that their appetite for food will be successfully suppressed as these students discuss cross pollination and the bird’s and the bee’s rather than food! Brilliant!

This important YOUTUBE  demonstrates how well a tomato and banana can jive together!  I am sure that the parents who are washing dishes to make sure their children get a proper education will see the benefit in this taxpayer paid program. If it was a fully accredited course called “How to Screw the Taxpayer and Get Away With It” I am sure parents would not mind a little harmless fun. But, the fun does not stop there, these same Fruved students will be recognized as experts in their field and their vast knowledge will be as equally valued as academic expertise. (If you think this cannot possibly be true, click on this LINK. These same fruits and vegetables masked as students are being primed to become the future eco-wacko’s who will enthusiastically join Green Giant Gore in his greedy greenie weenie plan to help destroy America.

Meanwhile, the American taxpayer does not need to get Fruved to lose it’s appetite. The EPA’s indigestible code words  “Sustainability” and “littlest impact on the environment” have now been coupled with dietary guidelines. In the past, the federal government’s dietary guidelines were intended exclusively to “promote health and reduce risk for major chronic diseases. No more. Now, for the first time in history, dietary guidelines plan to include immigration, global climate change and agriculture/aquaculture sustainability as well, and will not only increase the price of the food we buy, but will increase the cost assumed by all taxpayers as food stamps, military and school meal programs become more costly, as outlined in this LINK.

All of the above food corruption could not possibly be devised with a clear head. That is why in fiscal 2013, the federal government spent almost $1.3 million dollars on ALCOHOL, more than quadruple the $315,000 spent in 2005 and $400,00 more than 2012. At that rate, 2014 should be a banner year for innovative new government programs created out of a drunken stupor.

In my opinion, college students should forgo their four year educations and instead get their degrees in Mixology. Having the ability to be able to blend fruits and vegetables into “designer drinks” should earn them prestigious positions on Capitol Hill, the party capitol of the world. As an added bonus, eco-mixologist aides will receive free Vitamix’s with a full 64 ounce capacity and… the real kicker…a never ending supply of booze. Why should college students settle for just one spring break a year when they can party every day! So join the perpetual party, “mix” with the best on Capitol Hill and help Miss Piggy fill her cornucopia with disgrace and deceit! UNCLE SAM WANTS YOU!

Michelle Obama, the New 8th Wonder of the World!

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Michelle Obama, her daughters, and her mother are in China this week without President Obama, who has his own trip planned to Europe and Saudi Arabia. It has created a bit of a national crisis because of all the in-fighting going on over who gets Air Force One and who gets Air Force Two because there is a crucial difference between the two; the stewards don’t serve alcohol on Air Force Two and require Blackberries to be turned off and seat-belts fastened. In addition, the press seats on Two are much smaller and two bathrooms mid-plane must be shared by staff and press alike. Both Obama dogs and their handlers are also perturbed and feel slighted because their private jet will not be accompanying the family to China for a much needed inspection of facilities that produced jerky treats which poisoned hundreds of American dogs. But, all’s well that ends well because the diplomatic forces on Capitol Hill know that Michelle will be doing what she does best….V.A.C.A.T.I.O.N.  and a happy wife is a happy life for her vast support team!

Michelle will be meeting with the First Lady of China, Peng Liyuan, a People’s Liberation Army (PLA ) Major General and goodwill ambassador to the World Health Organization. Her husband, Xi Jinping, China’s state President has his degree in Marxist theory and ideological education, so he and Michelle will hopefully be able to share a cozy fireside chat and exchange notes about Marxist indoctrination in their respective government school systems. Michelle also plans to visit with high school and university students. The secret service has been placed on high alert, ready to grab Michelle if she tries to inspect the student’s lunch pails. During the March 19-26 trip, Michelle and her enormous entourage of cosmeticians, wig fitters, eyebrow painters and assorted other servants will visit Beijing, Xi’an and Chengdu and she is asking American students to follow her travels by tuning into the Global Learning and Diplomacy Blog. In advance of the trip, Michelle pointed out in the blog that poverty and climate change are of a global nature and that “These issues affect every last one of us, so it’s critically important that young people like you learn about what’s going on not just here in America, but around the world.”

I am sure that many children in America whose parents do not have a job, have had their health insurance canceled, and are foraging for food in dumpsters will be fascinated with her concern for global issues, including poverty and education. According to a report in The Nation, “With the exception of Romania, no developed country has a higher percentage of kids in poverty than America. America also has a remarkably high percentage of people in what is called “deep poverty,” less than half the official poverty rate.” “That so many leaders of a country with a $17 trillion economy tolerate so much misery amid so much plenty is one of the great scandals of our age.”

As far as education is concerned, according to The Broad Foundation, after World War II, the United States had the #1 high school graduation rate in the world. Today, we have dropped to #22 among 27 industrialized nations. American students rank 25th in math, 17th in science and 14th in reading compared to students in 27 industrialized countries and less than half of American students, 46 percent, finish college, putting the USA in last position among 18 countries measured on this indicator.

Impressive, if you want a bunch of students unprepared for the real global world. But Americans know that Michelle does care about government run schools and along with her Common Core groupies is very concerned that students get their proper training in pornographic LGBT and sex education. After all, If they do well in those classes, then their “A” in sex will outweigh their “D’s” in math and science and will allow them to graduate. While students scratch their drugged ADHD foggy heads and wonder if maybe the last vaccination that Uncle Sam forced upon them may have contributed to their chronic confusion, they are content to spend the next week watching Michelle on their school computers instead of reading the multicultural, politically correct Common Core reading requisites like, Dreaming In Cuban by Cristina Garcia, which is more like reading an article from the latest Hustler magazine.

In addition to their similar viewpoints regarding Marxist inspired education, mythical Michelle and Peng share other potentially bonding traits. Peng is an expert in folklore and elaborates on her fairy tales by singing.  Among her most popular songs are Embroidering the Red Flag and, To See Liberation For All Oppressed  (no joke). Perhaps Michelle can show off her singing talent as well! I am sure that Peng would be impressed with her version of Happy Birthday that she sang to Barack last year at his birthday party!

While Michelle conducts speeches which detail Al Gore climatology and eating healthy brown rice instead of white, the important human rights issues will be left to Secretary of State John Fonda Kerry who recently stated that many governments are engaging in politically motivated prosecutions and using new technologies to control dissent, whether in public squares or through various types of technology. Kerry singled out several governments he said have abused the human rights of their countrymen, including; Syria, Russia, China, Egypt, Bangladesh and Ukraine. He said 80 governments around the world have enacted laws discriminating against homosexuals.

China immediately came back with a Jab at the U.S.A. accusing it of hypocrisy concerning human rights violations, saying that “posing as ‘the world judge of human rights’ the U.S. government “made arbitrary attacks and irresponsible remarks” on the human rights situation in more than 200 countries and regions. “However, the U.S. carefully concealed and avoided mentioning its own human rights problems, adding that the U.S. tapping program, code-named PRISM which exercises long-term vast surveillance both at home and abroad is a “blatant violation of international law” and seriously infringes on human rights.” China goes on to point out the drone strikes that have caused significant civilian casualties, that unemployment has topped 21 % and the homeless population has climbed to 16%.

While on her tour, Michelle will be visiting the Great Wall of China, one of the New 7 Wonders of the World. The Wall, a series of fortifications made of stone, brick, tamped earth, wood and other materials, is approximately 5,500 miles long. It has been rumored that the Wall can be seen from space, which has proven to be a total fallacy. However, Al Gore’s climate scientists, known for their accuracy, have successfully shot a photo of Michelle’s visit to the Wall from space using an advanced telescopic lens, as evidenced in the above photo of Michelle taken from Gores climate-gate telescope in the sky! Now space shot Michelle can claim to be the 8th New Wonder of the World!  It is also worthy to note Michelle’s ability to hide her Crown Jewels for so long, baffling to both investigators and Americans alike! Citizens would like to know her secret and wish that Fort Knox, which has not been audited in over 60 years, had such a secure “vault” for it’s treasure!

While Michelle, Our “Belle”  is munching on fried sesame quail eggs and planning her next vacation, Americans are plotting another get-a-way for her as well! A collection has been taken to coordinate a NASA trip to the moon, a space flight complete with booze, large bathrooms, and the ability to be unrestrained from seat belts. There will be plenty of room for the liberal press as well. Frank Sinatra even had the foresight to sing about her upcoming trip this spring with his version of Fly Me to the Moon, encouraging  Michelle to  play among the stars and see what spring is like on both Jupiter and Mars!

So, while viewing the moon this spring, if you can clearly see the “man” in the moon…it just may be Michelle Obama enjoying her extraordinary extended vacation, courtesy of the American taxpayer.