Uncle Barack’s Cabin

Uncle Barack's Cabin

Uncle Barack’s Cabin

 

Uncle Tom’s Cabin, authored by abolitionist activist Harriet Beecher Stowe and published in 1852, helped lay the groundwork for the Civil War. The main character in her book, Uncle Tom, was a long-suffering black slave. The “sentimental” genre novel, was the second best-selling book of the nineteenth century following the Bible and depicts the reality of slavery while also asserting that Christian love can overcome enslavement. In recent years, the negative politically correct associations with Uncle Tom’s Cabin have, to an extent, overshadowed the historical impact of the book as a “vital antislavery tool.”

Let’s fast forward in time to 2008, when the citizenry of the United States of America elected Barack Hussein Obama to become their first black president, and then elected him again for an astounding second term in 2012! Almost six years into this presidency, Harriet Beecher Stowe would be shocked to learn that now everyone in America, white and black and everything in- between, have become slaves to a black man who, according to his black communist Senior advisor Valerie Jarrett, feels that his six story, 55,000 square foot cabin full of hundreds of obedient slaves is way too confining! Jarrett sympathetically stated, “I think frankly we’ve all been through a cold and bitter winter and the bear has cabin fever.” “His cabin is a little bit bigger and harder to escape than most.” Just last week,”imprisoned” Uncle Barack himself dreamed openly about a future life outside his too big white cabin, “ I’ll be on a beach somewhere, drinking out of a coconut!”

To date, cabin weary Uncle Barack has 31 trips under his belt, totaling hundreds of millions of dollars, including his week long safari in Africa last year that judicial watch estimates cost between $60 and $100 million dollars. Uncle Barack and Auntie Michelle find their cabin so stifling, that Uncle Barack is now officially recognized as the most travelled president in US history! Perhaps if all American taxpayers pitch in, a special tax deductible fund called “Bring the Vacation to US,” can be added to our tax forms! Once enough is collected, the White House could be moved to a luxurious gated golf community in a warm resort location! In the long run, hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars could be saved, global carbon credits would accumulate and Americans would sleep better at night knowing that a full time golf agenda would keep many of our elite bureaucrats busy and out of our hair!

All hardworking Americans want to learn how we too can shirk our responsibilities and party just like Uncle Barack and his fellow Slavemasters! Maybe then we too would be able to master the art of blindly ignoring the fact that America is $60 trillion dollars in debt, that thousands of parentless possibly diseased children, dangerous terrorists and drug cartel members are illegally entering the USA every day, and that our non-existent foreign policy has allowed the Middle East to become a hotbed of ISIS (Islamic State of Iraq and Syria) terrorism! Maybe we can examine what Uncle Barack and his team of Slavemasters did last weekend as an example and learn the secret to a happy life without the stress of worrying about an America that is about to be handed over to the NWO.

First, where else would a bored, roaming grizzly with cabin fever go, but to the luxurious Rancho Mirage, CA where the state flag features a roaming grizzly, and upon arrival at the airport, a real life grizzly animal named Sen. Barbara Boxer is always on standby to meet and greet Uncle Barack as he once again exercises his dereliction of duty. Uncle Barack’s fun filled four day weekend began by attending an invitation only breakfast, Democratic fundraiser at the home of environmental activist Anne Earhart, where 25 supporters forked over up to $32,400 each to meet the famous amateur golfer. After the fundraiser, Uncle Barack delivered the UCIrvine commencement address at Angel Stadium in Anaheim. With a feisty tone and a touch of aggravation, he laid into Republicans who question the science of climate change and urged the graduates to take on global warming as a cause, while declaring that the number one problem affecting the world today is climate change!

Uncle and Auntie Obama then wined and dined at the luxurious Rancho Mirage cabin of Michael Smith and his partner James Costos…double the campaign supporter pleasure, Michael the decorator of luxurious cabins like the White House, James, Uncle Barack’s hand chosen Ambassador of Spain and Andorra, a man well qualified to maintain and raise the Gay rainbow flag over the U.S. Spanish Embassy at all times!Uncle Barack then enjoyed a much needed break from his oh so ordinary Maryland Golf course to hit some balls at some of the toniest golf courses in California. It is the sixth time he’s golfed in Rancho Mirage and the 176th time he has hit the links since becoming president…such a great way to release all that cabin fever! Meanwhile, Auntie Michelle was taking a much needed break from her cabin slave attendants and her duties as the High Priestess of Obesity to visit daughter Malia who is interning for the summer with major campaign contributor and film maker Steven Spielberg. Sounds like a busy and fun time was had by all!

All Americans eager to party as well must keep in mind that the key to Uncle Barack’s being able to relax and enjoy his California gay coconuts is because his fellow Slavemasters are hard at work lying, cheating and stealing for him while he is away from his confining D.C. cabin. For example, Vice-president Joe Biden jetted off to Brazil to congratulate the U.S. soccer team after their win over Ghana, making sure to include family in the freebie trip by watching the game with one of his granddaughters and a young nephew. All this while Islamists in Kenya and Nigeria slaughtered 74 innocent soccer fans as they watched the World Cup at viewing areas.

Sycophant extraordinaire, Secretary of State John Fonda Kerry was busy reciting Maya Angelou poetry in London while boasting about climate change and then raced off to shore up his bromance with Leonardo DiCaprio who gave a speech at Kerry’s star studded “Our Ocean” conference on the world’s real “vital security issue”; climate change! Funny, someone on his well paid advisory staff has not pulled John Fonda Kerry aside to inform him that those ISIS beheadings are taking place, weather or no weather!

Hustler Harry Reid made notable headlines by declining an invitation from the Washington Redskins until the team changes its offensive name and he “will not stand idly by while a professional sports team promotes a racial slur as a team name and disparages the American people.” Should that be Harry’s number one priority while every American is in danger of eventually losing not only our scalps, but our entire head to Islamic extremists? But, heroically, the United States Patent Office, decided to step in and do the dirty work for dirty Harry and using questionable strong armed tactics, cancelled the Washington Redskins federal trademarks!

Nancy Pelosi showed off her stellar executive branch skills by giving Archbishop Cordileone of San Francisco a piece of her mind about his insistence on walking for marriage. Pelosi called the event “venom masquerading as virtue.” I think Python, Holycrap Pelosi should have been honest and also told the media that Bishop Gehring, the clergy she “uses,” works for George Soros! Nancy also condemned Republicans for adding white potatoes to the WIC vegetable bill; “including the potato is an assault on science.” My question is, was she once assaulted as a young girl by “Mr.Potato Head” and did that assault impair her brain?

Attorney General Eric Holder was kept busy making sure his hundreds of full time lawyers were sealing every possible loophole that would prevent thousands of illegal aliens from being deported so that they can become the new Democratic voter base! Who would have thought that a Democratic Senator ( Guestavo Rivera of New York) would put forth a new legislative proposal that would give these aliens the right to vote and collect government benefits! Brilliant! The DOJ was also hard at work making sure no one in the media talked about the e-mail back-up system in place at the offices of the IRS that has all the evidence ever needed to incriminate Lois Lerner!

DHS was covertly trying to out-do all the other Slavemasters by hastening the transformation of the USA into a militarized police state by coordinating the transport of United Nations armored vehicles that were being hauled on flatbed trucks, up the Interstate near the Alabama-Georgia border, bound for an undetermined destination. Mohamed Elibiary a senior adviser to DHS and head cheerleader of treasonous behavior in Uncle Barack’s “cabinhate” spent his time gleefully tweeting about an inevitable “Caliphate” in the Middle East.

Whew. You have to give Uncle Barack’s swami cabin chieftains a lot of credit! They sure know how to pick up the bureaucratic ball and run with it while Uncle Barack is away from the cabin! The bottom line is, just whistle to the tune, Don’t Worry, Be Happy! and everything will be just fine.  “Ain’t got no place to lay your head, somebody came and took your bed…don’t worry, be happy! ” According to Harriet Beecher Stowe, Christian love can overcome enslavement! But, will Christian love overcome treason? Uncle Barack has aided, abetted and given comfort to the enemies of the United States by releasing enemy combatants who will once again wage war against the USA….and that’s just for starters. Voting in November will no longer solve the entire problem. Richard Anthony asked in a recent article “are we ready to enlist a brave few prosecutor’s across the country to file criminal charges against the president, with Americans the plaintiffs of the suits?”

Here’s a bit of sage advice for Uncle Barack from Patrick Henry, “If this be treason, make the most of it.”

So Uncle Barack, sit back, keep sipping out of your coconuts and, Don’t worry, be happy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Pelosi’s Cup Runneth Over With Water From the Swamp

 

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On March 27th, during the Lenten season, Democratic Minority Speaker of the House, Catholic Nancy Pelosi was awarded the Margaret Sanger Award, an award presented annually to recognize leadership, excellence and outstanding contributions to the reproductive health and rights movement. She joins Hillary Clinton in the Sanger Slaughter Hall of Fame. The good news is that the top Democratic dogs will soon have enough awards to fill the large exotic wood trophy cabinet being installed on one of the bare government walls where a plaque of the Ten Commandments used to hang. The plaque was extremely disruptive to the order of political and legislative business on Capitol Hill; to be reminded of conscience and morality on a daily basis was stifling.

Finally an award given on superlative merit rather than good looks!  In Margaret Sanger’s own words, it is a woman’s duty “To look the whole world in the face with a go-to-hell look in the eyes…to speak and act in defiance of convention.” Pelosi sure does fit that description!  Her vacant, ‘blinking false eyelash look’ when talking into the camera would “scare any bat out of hell,” as the old saying goes.

George Grants book “Killer Angel” tells the shocking story behind one of the biggest myths of today… the legacy of Margaret Sanger, founder of Planned Parenthood. Through detailed research, Grant describes Sanger’s true character and ideology, which included blatant racism, revolutionary socialism, sexual perversion and insatiable avarice. His biography covers Sanger’s disturbed and unhappy upbringing and eventual fixation with drugs, alcohol and the occult. Particularly noteworthy was Sanger’s involvement in the Eugenics movement and black genocide. Nazi Germany’s racial policies, extermination of Jews, and so-called “life not fit for life” were also influenced by the movement and the lead organization, the American Eugenics Society.

At her gala Sanger Slaughter acceptance speech, pious Pelosi accused pro-lifers of being dumb. “When you see how closed their minds are or oblivious or whatever it is–dumb–then you know what the fight is about,” declared Pelosi.

I think that perhaps Pelosi misspoke. What she meant to say was how closed their eyes, instead of minds, are because most Americans cannot stand to look at her feral face anymore. Pelosi did get the “dumb” right though… citizen’s are completely dumbfounded at her bold faced lies and pomposity. The reason “American Idol’s” ratings have recently dropped is because the American audience has a new “False Idol” game they are fascinated with! It is called the “Pelosi Laugh O’ Meter” All you do is call, 1-800-Holycrap and it puts you through to a line that measures the intensity of your Pelosi induced laughter. Take a look at this CLIP and watch as a baby, who is handed a transcript of Pelosi’s Sanger Slaughter Award speech, is reduced to fits of laughter. The “False Idol Pelosi Laugh O’ Meter” is becoming so popular that it may even become a game show on  television, with Harry Reid as the host! Harry’s ILLEGAL use of campaign funds to purchase more than $31,000 worth of jewelry from his granddaughter’s jewelry store means he will probably be auditioning for a job on the show in the near future.

Several months ago, Pelosi consulted her 5-year-old grandson when he asked “Are you ‘yes” war with Syria, “no war with Syria?” telling his grandmother he was opposed to an attack. She took issue with his use of “war” to describe what she considers “action” and told him she generally agreed, but favored a strike because “they’ve killed hundreds of children there.” I wonder if it has ever occurred to Pelosi, when gazing  into her adorable (I am sure) grandson’s eyes, that she is ever so grateful that her daughter chose life? While pathetic Pelosi acts concerned about the fate of several hundred children oversea’s who are dying, she cannot deny the fact she is a Catholic feminist government leader who just accepted an award that turns a blind eye to the over 56 million children murdered in the U.S. alone since 1973.

Joel Rosenberg, author of the Auschwitz Escape, predicts imminent divine punishment over abortion rights and is not the only one predicting America’s demise if we do not change our ways. He says that “if we get to sixty million (abortions) we will have killed ten times more Americans than the Nazis killed of the Jews.” He also said, “ Now we know the judgement that came on Nazi Germany, and we feel like it was correct, it was just.

But America need not worry. Before Secretary of State Hillary Clinton accepted her Sanger Slaughter award, she paid a visit to the Basilica of Our Lady of Guadalupe in Mexico City, laid a bouquet of white flowers by her image, and upon leaving told the Mexicans gathered outside that “You have a marvelous virgin!”  In America’s government, where words speak louder than actions, Clinton must have hoped that her five word, five second adoration of the Blessed Mother was enough to cancel out the evil that would fall upon her when accepting the Sanger Slaughter award the following Friday. Clinton was so sure that the Blessed Mother was on her side, she even  announced the United States would once again FUND family planning through the United Nations! “We are going to fund a contribution of $50 million this fiscal year. That’s a 130% increase over our last contribution, which was made in 2001. Congress has also approved the Administrations request for $545 million in bilateral assistance for family planning and reproductive health programs this year.”

This past December, Planned Parenthood released its new 2012-2013 annual report and revealed it received $1.5 Million in Taxpayer Funds  EVERY DAY during 2012-2013 in the form of grants, contracts, and Medicaid reimbursements, an increase of 5% to a total of $1,21 billion in its fiscal year ending June 30, 2013. ..of that, 45% or $540.6 million, was provided by taxpayer-funded government health services grants and a total of 327,166 abortions were performed in the year ended on September 30, 2012.

But, what does it matter? Obama’s Department of H.O.P.E. ( His Orafice’s Pour-out Evil) has America’s repentance fully covered. Obama has figured out that all he has to do is speak about the righteousness and inherent rights of people a few times a year and God will not bother to count the hairs on his head or notice all the abortions he has funded! This year, America is in especially good religious shape because Obama spoke about the inherent dignity of EVERY person at the National Prayer Breakfast in February. He stated, from the very bottom of his tele-prompted heart, that “Killing the innocent is never fulfilling God’s will,” insisting, “In fact, it is the ultimate betrayal of God’s will.” I am sure that God was impressed with Obama’s oratorial skills, maybe almost as impressed as when Judas betrayed him! To top off his prayer breakfast homily, Obama continued to say, “Freedom of religion is under threat…around the world.”

To make good with God over his sacrilege concerning global religious freedom, Obama scurried off to meet with Pope Francis. The two elected leaders exchanged gifts. The Vicar of Christ gave Obama his book, “Evangelii Gaudium,” or the Joy of the Gospel.” The president gave the Pope a box of fruit and vegetable seeds from Michelle’s organic garden of Eden. American’s are happy that Obama left their pet serpent at home. Catholics here in America were very impressed, Obama’s heart-felt GIFT was much better than the one he gave to the Queen of England; an IPod full of photo’s of her visit to America and his Inauguration, and an audio of his speech at the 2004 Democratic convention and 2009 Inauguration Address! 

In Nancy Pelosi’s own words, as seen in this  CLIP, “We will keep our promise to drain the swamp that is Washington D.C., to let sunshine disinfect the congress. Perhaps Nancy should begin by draining the swamp at the Washington D.C. nonprofit that offers its donors who make a donation of $10 or more a month, “a coat hanger as our way to thank you.” The  HANGER necklace is supposed to symbolize illegal abortions, but a suction hose embossed with the letter “G” for abortionist  DR. KERMIT GOSNELL, America’s worst ever serial killer, would make more sense. His  acts, symbolically committed in Philadelphia, known as “The Cradle of Liberty” are historic.

But what does it matter? Another National Prayer Breakfast is just a year away!