America’s New Diplomacy, Napalm Guaranteed to Blow Your Mind

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John Fonda Kerry has done us proud again. In an effort to apologize for Obama’s inept response to France’s call for solidarity, Kerry brought the White House minstrel to serenade the French with “We’ve Got a friend.” I am sure that struck a political chord with the sophisticated French.

Before arriving in Paris, Kerry said of the trip, “My visit to France is basically to share a big hug for Paris and express the affection of the American people for France and for our friends there who have been through a terrible time.”

The French gave us the Statue of Liberty as a gift of friendship…we give them a box of Luv’s, Huggie’s, Pamper’s (figuratively speaking) and a musical performance. Kerry’s uncomfortable swaying back and forth during the love fest led most to believe that Kerry had also brought with him a box of Depends.

Could it be that Kerry make the trip so that fellow Massachusetts friend and song writer James Taylor might benefit from a plethora of free publicity for his scheduled French tour in March? Was it a magnanimous diplomatic gesture that had nothing to do with helping the French in their time of need, but had all the earmarks of one elitist helping another? What did Kerry whisper into Taylor’s ear… “the American taxpayer’s who funded your promotional trip are stupid suckers?”

Perhaps a more appropriate song and message from Obama to the French people should have been Taylor’s “Steamroller.” “Well, I’m a steamroller, baby, I’m bound to roll all over you. Well, I’m a cement mixer for you, baby, a churning urn of burning funk. Well, I’m a demolition derby, yes, a heft hunk of steam junk. Now, I’m a napalm bomb baby, just guaranteed to blow your mind.”

Obama and his Secretary of State continue to embarrass the American people; two churning urns of burning political funk who now have their French allies saying, what a tacky, awkward ‘Faux pas’; neophyte napalm guaranteed to blow your mind!

I wonder if the French are now humming the words to the 1976 song of the year, sung by Judy Collins, “Send in the Clowns?”  The American people are.

Je suis un lâche, Mr President?

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During a recent interview with one of his sycophants at the New York Times, Obama’s lips formed a truth, that conservatives are the greatest threat to the nation. The only thing is, he should have added a comma and finished the sentence; “conservatives are the greatest threat to the nation, because they are tired of my lying, race-baiting, Islamic sympathizing, ungodly, disrespectful ways and intend to do something about it!”

“The only force that can weaken us….is us.” mused Obama.

Mr. President, please be careful when using the term “us” to explain America’s weakness. You, Mr. President, are the singular weak force that has brought a whole new meaning to the role of Commander-in-chief, a position once viewed with respect, but now looked at as nothing more than a cover-up for a guileless amateur masquerading as a leader. Christians refuse to accept and participate in your evil antics because their righteous Commander-in-chief is Jesus Christ, not some immature, egotistical pot head who happened to get elected because the Grand Old Party (GOP) is led by a bunch of insular ‘good old boy’ politicians who could not figure out how to outsmart the opposition, energize their base, and win the last two elections against a “Bucky Barack Beaver” circus star with a bright white Ipana smile.

“Our politics are dysfunctional… societies don’t work if political factions take maximalist positions,” said Obama, who repeatedly claims to be a moderate stymied by the GOP’s supposed obstructionism and radicalism.

Maximalist positions? GOP obstructionism and radicalism?…only in our fondest dreams Mr. President. Conservative Americans go to bed every night hoping and praying that the GOP leadership will grow some “character” and become our radical heroes in the fight to save America from her downward spiral into your “Grave New World”…but as they say, only in our dreams.

“And the more diverse the country is, the less it can afford to take maximalist positions” …said you.

Just what IS your position?  Je suis un lâche, Mr President?

Je suis un lâche, “I am a coward,” a fitting description for a Commander-in-chief who does not hesitate to send our sons and daughters into dangerous battlefields, but is afraid to attend a well securitized rally in France with other world leaders. A president who cowardly hides behind atheists, gays, feminists, environmentalists, communists and Muslims to do his dirty work. A president who will never take a “maximalist” position because he is too used to assuming the “missionary” position.

Je suis un lâche, Barack, we have you pegged, but we knew that all along.
The only force that can weaken America is you, Mr. President.